Although I have no proof or got any sort of diagnosis, I believe that I’m terminally ill.

I feel extremely weak and fatigued all of the time.

I have a strange case of constipated diarrhea.

I fart whenever I take a piss.

There is a constant bland taste in my mouth that no toothpaste or mouth wash can eliminate.

I experience dizziness and headaches multiple times a day.

Sometimes I jumble and slur my words when I speak out loud.

I have random uncontrollable errections.

Excessive water drainage from my ears.

Excessive sinus mucus.

Dry coughing.

Muscle pain.

A constant burning sensation on the bottom of my feet.

Painful tingling in my fingers and toes.

And I need constant air conditioning to breath easier.

The only reason I haven’t been to a doctor is because I don’t have the strength to drive and I fear I could cause an accident that will kill somebody and I don’t want any of that.

I’m probably going die here in my bed…