I’m bad at everything. I’ve tried so many things in my life, and I’ve failed utterly at all of them. I have no natural talent of any kind. I’m not even good looking, not even healthy. Athletics, performance, writing, visual art, music…I sucked royally at all of them. I’m not even good at the video games I play constantly. I have no degree, no accomplishments. I don’t think I was supposed to exist. I was a mistake.