Re x4: i hate my sister

You know, “cult-y” was the reaction I expected, and that’s with good reason; strangers on the internet aren’t often trustworthy, and offers like this have the signature of every sketchy person who ever roamed these digital lands, written all over it. I assure you though, that our schedule does not consist of performing ritual sacrifices, kidnapping children, and whatever the f*** else cults are known to do these days; no, no, not at all! We our virtues; among betterment, are freedom, satisfaction, prosperity, culture, and acceptance. In other words; being chill, and not being assholes. As much as we are not a cult, we mustn’t be confused for a gang either, as you needn’t sell narcotics or be beaten within an inch of your life simply to join our cause. It is not in fact what you need at all; it is in fact what we need, and that is your consent to join. The fact that you are stuck in the past proves that your contributions to our society will be most worthy. We operate primarily in southern Ontario; around the Kingston area. I would like to reveal more, and quite possibly the most important detail of all, but would you, by chance, wish to speak about this somewhere less… er… public?

-The Tree Man