I might have to get my d*** big d*** certified one day because people keep looking at my pants and I think they are acting like I am carrying a gun, but it’s just the shaft of my d***. For the record, my d*** isn’t that big. I have seen plenty of dicks on p*** online and my d*** is like middle of the road, maybe. What do. I mean, I am willing to go get my d*** big d*** certified or not and wear an arm patch or something to denote that it’s not a gun I just have a bigger than regular p**** I guess.
