People here might think the so called Prestonian or Presto Chango is funny or hilarious or a real wild kind of guy but I had a terrible experience with him. I thought he was looking for a serious relationship so I met him for lunch. His cheap a** made me pay and then went back and took the tip and said “I don’t like leaving no damn tips”. I told him that I left the tip and not him and he said “Greg you better watch your cracker mouth, that’s a warning”.
Once we got in my car he told me to pull off on a side road and open the trunk. I did as I was told because I didn’t want to make him angry. He pushed me forward and ripped my pants down and said “let’s see how that balloon knot feels” and he spit on his c*** and entered me. While he was “niggerfucking” me in his words he kept saying ooh and ahh and “you gonna make a man lose his nut in that backpussy”. I think he got the word backpussy from this website. When he finally ejaculated (he has pretty good staying power) he started shaking violently and he sounded like an actor in a minstrel show saying “oh lordy oh me oh my I do declare” and this kind of shits. Once he was finished pumping out his s**** he changed completely and started calling me a cracker and a racist and telling me to take him home and muttered to himself “gay a** cracker making me f*** his a******…”
When he got out of the car he ripped a disgusting fart and then closed the door really fast. It smelled like beef and onions.
