I am a FORMER jizzleaholic, and yeah for my 30th birthday I had all of the 150 partygoers jizzle into a glass graduated cylinder and at the end of the night they gaped my backsnatch and poured it all in (don’t worry I’m on PreP) but Im not about that life no more! My BACKSNATCH is exit ONLY from this day forward, February 19 2022. —CORVALLUS
