I fell for him, but I can’t have him. He’s Wiccan, I’m Christian. Enough said.
And you wonder why nobody wants anything to do with you and why you haven’t had a female around you or even had a relationship since me.
You shut your goddang mouth! or I’ll shove that ditchwitch down your throat and dig a tunnel straight through to sunshine you f*****!
-Hank Hill aka King of the hill