We’ve become to soft as a society and take everything too seriously now. Case in point: my buddy works at an abortion clinic and often gets me fetuses for practical jokes and the like.

So I get an aborted fetus from him to spice up my family get-together after months of not seeing each other due to COVID. I impale the fetus head on the hood ornament of my uncle’s vintage Oldsmobile and laid out the body on a platter.

Next thing you know, my little cousins are screaming and crying, my uncle passes out, my sister is vomiting, and my brother tries to physically attack me, calling me a “f****** psychopath.”

Joke? Right over their heads. I suppose indicative of a humorless, PC society.