i am going to fail these two hamsters just like how i failed in life. im too poor, to broken and too stupid to own these. but i cant take them back. i

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i am going to fail these two hamsters just like how i failed in life.
im too poor, to broken and too stupid to own these. but i cant take them back. i have to keep them.
no one wants to help me.
im angry.
but some other f****** way- ill try to help them.
f*** this life.
im sorry hamsters that you were given to such a s***** and ugly person/ human parent.
should i just kill myself. im even failing at owning pets now too. but im gonna f****** find a way to help them still. build a new house or cage for them. i dont f****** know anymore.

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