It is with great regret that i report that tonight at Cleo's Lounge our beloved Corvallus passed away from extreme blood loss following an anal sphincter

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It is with great regret that i report that tonight at Cleo’s Lounge our beloved Corvallus passed away from extreme blood loss following an a*** sphincter and colon tear following a daring and courageous attempt to be double penetrated by Coke Can C*** Cornelius and Donkey D*** Darnell. He fought valiantly and continued screaming BOMBARD MY BACKSNATCH BOISTEROUSLY BLACK BROTHERS! even while he was losing massive amounts of blood. His last breath was taken while ingesting his favorite pig sweat poppers. Once rendered unconscious many tried to administer aid to Corvallus but he did not respond to chest compressions other than loud flatulations. Dookie Dunker Dushawn remarked “that’s not a fart, it’s his soul leaving his body”.

RIP CORVALLUS

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