I lowered my pants and straddled the Coke bottle, dropping the Mentos in. At that exact moment I swiftly sat on the nozzle with enough force for it to penetrate my sphincter. My a*** immediately filled as desired, but within seconds I could feel a rising gas bubble in my colon. Coke foam squirting out of my a**, the plastic bottle collapsed and my head hit the floor. The next thing I remember is waking up in the hospital, attached to a stomach pump. A doctor stood above me, recommending a psychiatric exam.
