to my former favourite food:
F*** YOU CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP. you probably made my bmi of 18.55 go up by two f****** points b****. you are making me overweight. i ate two of you b****. i have to drink three whole f****** coffees to get you out b****. you are now my least favourite food. you made my mum hate me because i refused to breathe out trying on clothes. none of this is a f****** joke i will never eat chicken caesar wraps again. they will make me obese.
