I feel badly for a friend who is always talking about suicide and who is getting as fat as her obese mother who always needed caring for adn who she said

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I feel badly for a friend who is always talking about suicide and who is getting as fat as her obese mother who always needed caring for adn who she said she’d never grow up to be like.

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When Harry was in prison. I went with some coworkers for a birthday party at a local restaurant. One to many beers later. Feeling along and wanted some excitement. I hooked up with one of their customers. I didn’t take him home he didn’t take me home. We done the deed on an air mattress in the back of his Ford explorer. Hey I’m 42 and not 17. I will say this guy had a very nice Bratwurst. That completely overfilled Harry’s under used playground equipment. The event ended somewhere around 2 am with a knock on the back window. When one of my besties was wanting to leave because she was driving. I then kissed his Bratwurst goodnight.

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