Isn’t it hard putting so much effort into appearing decently attractive for your crush, even though you know they’ll never like you back? I just did 200 sit ups just to try and fit my sad ass in a pair of jeans for my crush because she promised to meet up with me after school to have an enlightening conversation and I don’t want to look like some fatass who’s never touched a dumbbell in her life. God, I’m shaking in fear just thinking about it.

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