In the 5th grade, I had fainted during recess so I had to stay in the library during recess for a few weeks just to be sure. Being a h**** guy even at 10 meant that I would sit behind the shelf and j******* the entire time. I never got caught but one day the Laibrarian asked me what I did during my recess and I told her I read books. I have to confess now or I will never tell anyone else.

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