My wife’s sister got a bit tipsy at a recent family dinner and she made an effort to get me alone and told me she always had a crush on me, and then lifted up her dress to show me she wasn’t wearing p******. I obviously now want to f*** her but I love my wife. So I guess I’m just going to suffer in silence, knowing there’s a gorgeous piece of a** I could have but won’t for the sake of my marriage and my wife’s family.

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