I did alot of drugs and alcohol night before last
then i woke up in a hospital
I kept putting my hands on the young female nurse and telling her I wanted to get her pregnant so she could have my babies … and that she had nice hips that looked like shed be good for having my babies
I think I drunkenly secually harrassed the poor nurse for hours before they discharged me
My wife is still furious
Merry christmas
