• 1 month ago

Weekend away with my girlfriend in a nice Devon seaside town, stayed in a great little pub with a really nice en-suite double room.
Nice meal on Friday night and a good time afterwards if you know what I mean but that was not the best bit.
Early this morning Lucy got up and went to the bathroom and just went in and left the door open and sat down and did a poo!
I have never seen it before but it was amazing, just sat there a while and then plop, plop and then took paper off the roll and stood up and wiped her arse, three times.
Then she came back to bed and we drifted off to sleep again and when we woke up she never said anything about it, just carried on like it never happened.