I was at the supermarket yesterday and I walked into an aisle in front of an older man, and it was just he and i. I’m a big muscular guy with a big a**, and I walked down the aisle with a little sway in my hips hoping he was checking out my a**. It was fun. I’m pretty sure I’m going to do this more and bend over for things on the lower shelf. Im hoping one of them will make small talk with me and I can’t wait to let them catch me smiling at their crotch before we part ways. I want a retired coach or ex-military type to ask for my number.
