• 2 weeks ago

When Corvallus was inducted into the society of St Priapus several other Jizzlemen were there for the ceremony.

They included Dan Marino, Will Clark, Riley Martin, George Noory, Delfan Denny, Clark Hallisey, Jose Feliciano and Don Knotts.

Basically Corvallus was strapped into an upside down sling on the alter and the high priests of The church of St Priapus went back and forth penetrating his mouth and anus with their holy phalluses.

Then they gaped his backsnatch as they created the circle of jism all ejaculated into his hairy hole.

He is now a sixth degree member of the church and a Jizzleman in his own right.

— Dennis Eckersley (8th degree member)