🎙️BREAKER BREAKER any takers? It’s your favorite trucker sucker Corvallus Winslow working all the truck stops and pickle parks🥒 along I-95 today🚛
I know the heavy load you’re carrying isn’t just on your trailer, did I mention I’m also a trucker FUCKER? Any good buddies out there, c** on?
If you’ve got a convoy headed to Miami drop your loads off in my backbeaver ASAP you diesel demons! If you’ve got a fragrant bush and a hard jizzlestick well then I’ve got a NEED FOR SEED!
Before you stop at the weigh station stop at my HUEVOS station! If you’ve got hemorrhoids flaring up let Corvy give them a tongue bath!
NO LOADS REFUSED! That’s The Corvallus Promise™️
Over and out!
Find me on channel 9 on the citizens band radio, my handle is Backbeaver!
—CBW
