I believe in the God, Lord Priapus Almighty, the Keeper of the Phallus, the Holy Sperm in Heaven and on Earth; and the power of His high priests whose phalluses, holy fluids, and worship holes are sanctified through him.
I believe that unfulfilled s***** desire causes hate, anger, greed, evil, and spiritual poverty; and that wallowing in these causes, causes crime, violence, war, unhappiness, and disease; that s** can destroy evil.
I believe in the holy Temple of Priapus, the holy worship of the p****, and their erections; sperm as communion to be shared in the brotherhood, in the worship holes of the body.
Worship the Holy Jism! Worship the Holy Jism! Worship the Holy Jism!
Hail Priapus! Hail Priapus! Hail Priapus!
