Sad news coming from Miami tonight as Simply Confess regular Corvallus Bronson Winslow was injured in a s** stunt with local mandingo Broomstick B**** Byron at the Purple Cucumber, a Cleo’s Lounge spinoff bar. His colon was perforated just like his hero Kenneth Pinyan and unfortunately he perished from his injuries. He was wearing a popper bandolier and a t shirt that read BACKSNATCH LYFE 4EVA.
RIP CORVALLUS!
