Hammering Hank Goldberg, Sid Rosenberg, Jim Mandich, DeFo, Boog Sciambi, Joe Angwl, Joe Zagacki,and Jay Rokeach went to the Mint Lounge after a bad Dolphins loss, and a wild young hustler offered them all the p**** they could f*** for $100 each. They all agreed, and proceeded to a local Howard Johnson to meet up with the ladies and get their s** on.
When they got to the room, it was the hustler from before, bare naked except for a belt with Rush and Locker Room poppers attached, and he hollered out Alright fellas all the back p**** you can f*** starts right now! and jumped onto the bed face down a** up spreading his cheeks. Since they were already in for 100 each, they all came in the room and proceded to have the night of their lives.
They never bothered to ask the age of the young hustler; I was 15 at the time!
– CORVALLUS
