Christmas is red and green for a reason. Red for the blood of Santa Claus. And green for the blood of his Elfs. Lord Krampus

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Christmas is red and green for a reason.
Red for the blood of Santa Claus.
And green for the blood of his Elfs.

Lord Krampus

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I’m a woman and when I was around 12 years old I used to take my own bras and shove my own face in them imagining it was another woman’s breasts

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