4500X come in, something is not right. It says here 4500X was shot down a month ago. I know, sir, a friend of mine was on it. -Transformers 2007

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4500X come in, something is not right. It says here 4500X was shot down a month ago.
I know, sir, a friend of mine was on it.

-Transformers 2007 Dialogue.

New Confession

Come sit on my lap b*tch.
After that last drink I fell down and sh*t outta my azz all over my suit.
And your Easter photo is gonna have my massive b0ner in it.
Do you think complaining to mall management can make my life any worse? Ha ha f uck you Karen!

-Mall Easter Bunny FML.

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