Open up my window and yell out GOON SQUAD
England were eliminated from the world cup. Some poor wives will get beaten tonight. I feel bad for them. These low IQ guys need to punish someone and their wives are the easiest target.
I want all the women at Fiserv to take turns slapping my face really hard while they tell me what an ugly perrvert I am. I want them to tell me how they would never look at me as a romantic partner in a million years and then see them kissing their boyfriends while I remain sidelined. I love being humiliated with the truth, it’s just so hot.
