CORVALLUS is so last year, he’s become a grumpy, bitchy, load refuser with a grey backbush and a worn out sphincter muscle!

I’m the new QUEEN B**** around here: nice to meet you I’m BOOTYHOLE BRANDON and I’ve taken loads from the obese to the anorexic, handsome to hideous and white hillbillies to blacker than midnight booty brothers and everything in between!

I’VE NEVER REFUSED A LOAD!

The Corvallus Difference is a lie! I offer the BRANDON BONUS, if you’re not 125% satisfied with my service I’ll give you $12.50—25% more than the stingy Corvallus Difference!

If cleanliness is your bag I’ve been personally inspected by the San Francisco health inspector (a formidable cocksman in his own right) and received an A+ rating!

From now on tell corvallus to get lost, RETIRE YOUR R*****! There’s a new bootyhole in town: BOOTYHOLE BRANDON🎯