Sir☸Spoke – A Final Confession

S = ” Neeooonnn! You were out. Where were you off too!? ”
N = ” Man it was dark out there! ”
S = ” You mean you saw a man!? In the dark? ”
N = ” It was terrible, couldn’t see, was spaced out. ”
S = ” How’d you see the man then? ”
N = ” Time for him, figured it was time, got it wrong though. ”
S = ” How? ” Was he spaced out too? ”
N = ” Yeah, that’s how I figured him, out, spaced out time. ”
S = ” So you, and man, were spaced out, in the dark. ”
N = ” Right, the man was relative, so related, knew it was him. ”
S = ” Golly, figures, I get it. Did man know you? ”
N = ” No, man could not see me in the dark, didn’t have time. ”
S = ” Oh I get it, yeaahhh, man is relative to time, dark time.
Man can’t see through dark time, cause man is spaced out.
Figures, man didn’t have time. Gee. ”
N = ” Yeah that figures all right, he sure was a shape space.
Get my on back on. He was space shapen! Hee hee heeee. ”
S = ” You are on! Time too. Did this dude take time, out? ”
N = ” Don’t know, like I said it was dark, spaced out time,
and the time ran out. ”
S = ” Movin’ huh? Like walk city standing still, motion lotion. ”
N = ” Right, real move eeeeee! Fixed position goin’ nowhere! Ha ha
ha hee hee. ”
S = ” WAaa haa haa ha hah! Yeah you glober gas! Filamented coil!
Hee hee. Let’s lite and wave over to Spoke’s place! Dig!
He got a horse in the house!! Dude don’t even know, ha ha
hah … don’t even know it’s there!! Bwah hhhaaaa ha ha ha
hee hee ha ha ha … ”
N = ” So that’s what all the jaft was other nite! Mannn, didn’t
know what wuz up that place! It was like … thought a
fight or somethin’ whappnen. Looked out! Damn! Thought I
seen a balloon women floatin’ by a winda! Geeezz.
And get this! A man came out, went in back of the place,
came back with a broom. Next thing I seen, those folks
flying off IN THE AIR!!! Right Out Of The Front Yard!!!
It was crazy. I know I wuz seein’ things, tell ya that! ”
S = ” Welp, we gotta go, time is relative, let’s space out and
wave on, have too. I’m out, C square you later. ”
N = ” Okay, maybe will find out what those S’s N’s are over
there that dudes typin’ are with this he writin’ us up
about. Think he just makin’ up stuff. We’s real now though,
let’s stop here, get outta here. I’m gone. C U and letter
and number me, bye.
S = ” O K. Bye. C U 2

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” Butler! Sir!”
” Did you remember to turn out the lights?! ”
” Sir! Yes. All the lights are out. ”
” Good. Now tell the lady up front to jam it. We don’t want
to be late. ”
” Yes sir. Shall I tell her to tune the fork with pitch, noted
as usual sir? ”
” Yes. Tar manor is to be known forth coming. We Will Not Rock
The Boat! We’ll Ride The Wave! Darkness Is Upon Us!! PITCH
BLACK!!! Oh, sorry, couldn’t see. ”
” I know Sir. She sure it hitting a high one, band-chee Sir. ”
” Right. Think I know Her .. no! I mean know that scream, was
a tune back when, am old you know. ”
” Yes Sir. Are you comfortable Sir, pole position .. broom
Hilda always was a good ride Sir. ”
” I’m fine. Polarized. I’ll stay on, cherrio all that light.
Lite me up another one will you, am glad to have kept her
up all night … wait a minute. The woman! Window! She’s
not her! Butler! Who’s up front! ”
” Lady Go Dive Uh, Sir. [Butler snickers] hee hee ”
” Ohh, you mean Lady Of The Lake, ooo..kay! Got ya! Right!
If we fall off we won’t have to go swimming. Night swimming
at that. ”
” It will be fine Sir, Lady sings a fine tune, never a misses
or a note. Always on time Sir. ”
” That’s good, memory isn’t these days, damn fool age, got
lost in the forest once. Took me all my life to find my out.
Now that I’m clear, too damn old to drink beer! Alcoholic’s
Not Anonomyous! All I’ve ever had in front of my eyes is a
Damn Smoke Screen!! ”
” Ever try the Lady Sir? ”
” Lady Sir! Ee gads man! I’m not a horno, you know that! My
taste for tat is straight up and the other of me! Never was
I ever a doer of doe’s that are not doe’s! ”
” I meant the, umm, like, Sir, as in girl up front. ”
” Oh! Sorry. Well yes, couple of times, lasted for years mind
you. There was one time the bed broke, we were down stairs.
Bam! Hit the floor. The bed I mean, the support boards were
too short, down it went. (laugh) It made such a noise the
upstairs folks started stomping around on the floor up there. ”
” The noise carried up Sir? ”
” Yes. Sure enough did. (laugh) One time we were repairing a
couch, new upholstery thing, hammering, so on. Bam, bam, bam,
bam, bam. Upstairs, sure enough, started banging on the wall.
Bang, bang, bang, bang. My then mother-in-law started banging
back the same on the wall next to us downstairs. (laugh)
” Did you ever get complaints Sir? ”
” Nope. Oddly that is. Upstairs folks eventually moved. And hee,
heee, would you know it. When I was down in the basement having
a cigarette, here out the window they go with a couch. Ha ha ha. ”
” Coincidence Sir. We must stop here Sir, the man is, shall we say,
full of water. ”
” Yes, right. Stop then, we’ll just wait till the man types again,
our lives depends on it you know, we would not live without him.
We’re out of time too you know, Lady will get us there okay,
he’ll be fine too, carry on then, tell Lady too. ”
” Yes Sir, right away Sir, thank you Sir, and man. ”

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note to self, and viewer, got to get out of here, and save this
for a future post, will do that now, post this later, rule of
thumb, if I’m not sure about something, don’t do it. Times running
away, so away I go.