ANSWER To: “To the p**** hospital poster… why?”.

Because Nurses deserve fun too, nurses must maintain control of belligerent patients, medical staff deserves respect and requires obedience, because we can, because we want to, because med techs like to practice blood draws from the shaft to keep their skills sharp in case needed in the ER, because we like photo albums, because we hate boredom, because some boys are arrogant and need discipline, because we are practicing our talents, because some c**** just look inviting.

Actually the c*** and balls are ideally situated mid-line or medially to distribute medication to vital areas. It is external, easily accessed and utilized in emergencies. The p**** is an excellent medical port as studies have shown its blood flow efficiently absorbs and disperses medication.

It is the natural location to draw blood on a male. Blood would routinely be drawn from the shaft if not for the unfruitful social taboo. If medical considerations prevailed, it would be standard practice to administer medications, take blood draws and insert IV lines in the shaft and scrotum.