Things we do to the c*** and balls in the hospital.

Video everything.
Strap him in restraints.
Force an over-sized catheter up his thing.
Smack his balls.
Put an IV in the shaft.
Force a safety pin thru the frenulum to hang his thing from the IV pole.
Draw blood from his shaft.
Leave it hanging out for everyone to examine and video.
Tape his eyes shut so he can’t see who is examining and taking pics of his thing.
Inject each ball with a large needle.
Use TENS on his shaft and balls. So shocking!

….and that’s just for starts. You couldn’t handle the rest.