If I had a SON I would have FUN with his B**. I would start when he was YOUNG, maybe around ONE. YUM! I’d fill him with C** while I chewed GUM but only after loosening him up SOME with my THUMB until he was NUMB. I’d have to keep it a secret from his MOM or the SCUM police might COME and try too shoot me with a GUN which would make me have to RUN which would be f****** DUMB.
