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Don’t Forget to Wear a Mask During a Nuclear Holocaust!

Many people don’t realize the biggest risk during global Nuclear War is actually COVID.

That’s why the US government’s disaster preparation website, ready.gov, has updated its guidance on how to best protect yourself in the event of a Nuclear Explosion.

As soon as you realize that there’s been a Nuclear Explosion, you should go to the center or basement of a concrete building; this will shield you from the bulk of the incoming nuclear fallout.
However another danger lurks that’s almost as terrible as the nuclear blast and subsequent radiation poisoning: COVID-19!

Therefore the US government says that, while in a nuclear bunker, you should also:
“Try to maintain a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who are not part of your household. If possible, wear a mask if you’re sheltering with people who are not a part of your household.”

The guidance does NOT recommend bringing items that may help reduce your radiation exposure, such as potassium iodide tablets.

But ready.gov DOES recommend that you “try to bring items that can help protect yourself and your family from COVID-19, such as hand sanitizer that contains at least 60 percent alcohol, cleaning materials, and two masks per person.”

But at least the guidance notes that “Hand sanitizer does not protect against nuclear radiation fall out.”

And while you suffering from Nuclear Bomb Blasts, please remember to be AFRAID. Don’t be afraid of Nuclear War and the Nuclear Bombs but do be afraid, very very AFRAID of the covid virus which has a recovery rate of 98.6%. It is easily treated with inexpensive Ivermectin, which YOUR government is doing its best to BAN.

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