Secretary of State Colin Powell, testified today that Putin has Weapons Of Mass Destruction.
Powell said, “American children must “Duck and Cover” by hiding under their school desks which will surely protect them from a Russian nuclear attack.” “Thank God we have desks in all our schools”, remarked Powell, “at least the children will be saved”.
Powell held up a vial that he said was the size used to hold anthrax. Powell warned that Russia has the capability to produce biological and chemical weapons. Worried reporters trembled as they asked fearless leader Joe Biden, what to do.
Biden assured Americans that we will get through this. “Everyone just needs to get their fourth, fifth and sixth boosters shots and then they will have no worries”, said Biden.
