BREAKING NEWS!!!!! MIT just tested an innovative device that can travel forward in time and obtain hazy images of the future. During the first trial run

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

MIT just tested an innovative device that can travel forward in time and obtain hazy images of the future.

During the first trial run they acquired an image of the front page of The NY Times newspaper for July 9, 2157. Three headlines were visible:

Russia expected to invade Ukraine within next hour.

Israel reports that the USA needs to nuke Iran immediately because Iran will make it’s first nuclear weapon by Wednesday.

Although all USA Mayors, Governors, Congresspersons, POTUS and SCOTUS are People of Color, and although Whites now are only 3% of the USA population, White racism is the greatest threat to the Nation.

New Confession

Now it’s friends with benefits. Started off as a special birthday event. I was asked over to share a wife for his birthday. What she wasn’t expecting that I wasn’t finished the first round. Apparently, my friend Jeff is only good for one load. When she realized I was still stiff and hard. She wrapped her legs around me and whispered that’s right f u c k me again. Jeff asked is everything ok? She replied He’s not finished yet. And he’s f u c k i n g my brains out. Leave us along. Now it’s every Saturday. He works and I’m over there and we’re F u c k i n g like two teenagers in heat and her parents aren’t home.

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