California has Ordered Police to arrest children who pick out toys associated with their gender. The Governor, Gavin Christopher Newsom, said that choosing gender specific toys hurts everyone. He was backed by Nancy Pelosi who said allowing your child to select toys based on their gender is killing innocent kids who are gender fluid. Pelosi said this kind of child abuse must stop. Pelosi added that we all must comply in our duty to keep children safe from presumed gender roles.
Attorney General Merrick B. Garland said his office will not tolerate any parent who allows their child to have a toy related to their gender. Such parents will be designated as Domestic Terrorists. They will join the ranks of parents who defiantly speak out at school broad meetings against BLM, Antifa, Critical Race Theory, forced homosexual s** in the bathrooms, and other things that make America strong and bring us together as a people.
Freedom Activists have responded by flooding YouTube with videos proving that there is no such thing as only one gender per person because people have billions of genders. The Freedom Activists said that those who deny this fact must be incarcerated for life in FEMA re-education camps.
One parent boldly proclaimed that there would be no Christmas at his home and no toys as he and his wife would rather forego Christmas than allow their children to be corrupted. Antifa members promptly beat to death the man and his wife. The Antifa leader said the word “Christmas” is fascist and a symbol of White Supremacy that will not be tolerated in a Free and Open Society.
(sarcasm)
