Greetings! Does anyone have the contact info/DMs of any of the following individuals:
Dookie Dunker Dushawn, Pringles Can C*** Curtis, N***** Nuts Nick, Corvallus Winslow, B****** Balls Byron, Clark Hallisey, Broomstick B**** Brian, Niggeronian(?) Prostate Pounder Patrice, Sammy Stephens, Jose Cansucko, Andre Dawson and Cream Jean? Some buds and I are renting a condo in South Beach in November and I had a WILD IDEA for a party after reading some of the FREAKY TALES here.
Call me…
Hiram The Clam! (Not my real name!)
