I’d like to go on a date with Corvallus. During the date I will treat him with respect and make polite and flirty conversation. Afterwards I will steer the date back to one of our homes. When it’s time to kiss I will tell him I am shy and haven’t kissed before and can he close his eyes? He will agree and when he closes his eyes I will bend over put my a****** where he’s expecting my lips to be. If I can time a fart at this very moment bonus points but that would require excellent timing and luck.

Kerpal, Site Administrator