Police should be abolished!
In its stead will be an organization called the Foundation for Law and Government (FLAG) which will employ several people and artificial-intelligence black Pontiac Trans Ams. They will travel around the country in tractor-trailers, responding to wrongdoing. The Trans Ams will be able to drive in and out while the tractor trailers are in motion.
In addition, special investigators will be enlisted to help fight any crime. They will consist of a mustached man with a red Ferrari, a Black helicopter pilot, and a quasi-Italian wiseguy-typed person with underworld connections.
We shall find this is all we need. Abolish!