POISON OAKS, NJ (AP》 Jan. 28- Ruddy “the Naughty Nibbler” Giuliani admitted today that the slaves were freed by a Republican lawyer. This comes after the layabout Giuliani was heard saying “C** and Get it” and was told to ‘quit yer Hawleygaggin’ when police arrived and handcuffed him to the bedpost. Trump later subpoenad Giuliani to present his briefs. Rudy “the Rouster” is charged with not alerting Trump of the riots enough in advance for a V***** to kick in.
