Calgon take me away!
– CORVALLUS HADERACH
I got caught cranking off behind a neighbor’s garage. I was supposed to be mowing the grass. She watched me finish and goes Time to get back to work. Too embarrassed to aks for the money.
I wish I got pregnant by someone other than my fiancé.
This is one of my latest fantasies, including ɪɴᴄᴇsᴛ with my (non-existent) brother.
