Dookie Dunker Dushawn and Nigger Nuts Nick spitroasted Corvallus last night and broke his anal. He'll be in the hospital for 1 week and his beloved

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Dookie Dunker Dushawn and N***** Nuts Nick spitroasted Corvallus last night and broke his a***. He’ll be in the hospital for 1 week and his beloved backsnatch will be out of commission for the remainder of December.

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I got caught cranking off behind a neighbor’s garage. I was supposed to be mowing the grass. She watched me finish and goes Time to get back to work. Too embarrassed to aks for the money.

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