My name is Corvallus Bronson Winslow III and it’s been a few hours since my last confession. My fantasy is to stick my tongue up the bunghole of The Prestonian/The Manzoneer/The Alabama Slammer after he has eaten two big bufords* with extra cheese and bacon. Even if I know a log is coming down the chute I still want to experience his holy cavern with my tongue. I love you Presto. You made me feel like a natural woman even though I’m a man.
*Big Buford® Two large hand-seasoned, 100% beef hamburger patties, topped with two slices of melted American cheese, iceberg lettuce, tomato, red onion, dill pickles, ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise all on a toasted bakery-style bun. Available now 2 for $6 for a limited time only.