• 2 weeks ago
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Today I stuck my dick in a giant alligator snapping turtle. It wasn’t that the turtle bit my dick – on the contrary, it gave me the best blowjob I’d had in weeks – but it was when I got lifted in the air that I realized I fucked up. The Gator Lady had mistaken the creature for a legit alligator and yeeted it through the fourth dimension, taking me and my dick with it.

TAXATION IS THEFT

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