Today I stuck my d*** in a giant alligator snapping turtle. It wasn’t that the turtle bit my d*** – on the contrary, it gave me the best b****** I’d had in weeks – but it was when I got lifted in the air that I realized I fucked up. The Gator Lady had mistaken the creature for a legit alligator and yeeted it through the fourth dimension, taking me and my d*** with it.
TAXATION IS THEFT
