To: I’ve been drugging my little sister in order to r*** her. She has orgasms, but doesn’t remember any of it the next day.
Me: Don’t.
Heard the one about Sue, who came home from an evening out with her boyfriend.
Mummy asks “where did you go Sue”
She answers “we went to the pictures”
Mummy answers “and you had fish and chips afterwards”
She answers “mummy, how did you know”
Mummy replies “ you have batter running down the inside of your leg”
…and your little sister knows nothing…better hope she does not get pregnant with an immaculate conception, have to call the kid: JC, another miracle.
LOL, you are kidding right?
