I want a relationship with a preteen girl. Yes, I do find some of them attractive– but what I Really want DEEP DOWN is an innocent, crushy, let’s run around barefoot high on sugar and laugh our asses off ROMANCE. That early, deep, strong “we just get each other” kind of feeling. It doesn’t even need to be sexcual– it just needs to be strong, sweet, energetic, and intense– and no fully adult woman, not even a young one– is fully capable of that.