I have always wanted to eat every type of mammal in the world at least one time. Including human. I hear the butt cheek is the go to for dining. I don’t want to kill anyone to acquire the freshly chopped butt cheeks either. Someone dying over my fantastical whims isn’t worth it. I’m shedding the evil within and it feels good to consider myself at least half way normal for once.

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  • Lmaoo! You’ve centered in on the wrong cheek! It’s the face meat that is the softest due to less stressful muscle usage throughout it’s lifetime. Aim for face cheek not ass cheek.

    Anonymous June 12, 2019 5:32 pm Reply
  • Hooray? 😕

    Anonymous June 12, 2019 6:06 pm Reply
  • I’ma be honest, I’ve eaten human before, and it’s nasty. Like it tastes bad, and it was in a simple stew.

    Anonymous June 12, 2019 6:32 pm Reply
  • Thanks for the advice. Face cheeks huh? Well, it’s a pipedream but hey.

    Anonymous June 12, 2019 6:42 pm Reply

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