Where do I buy a house with a large underground basement that Is very secluded and sound proof but also impossible to escape from- for in case someone wanted to lock people up inside – you know like a “real life” escape room for teenage girls…
I’m thinking of adding elements to the escape room like making people go in without any socks or underwear and maybe putting 7 teenage girls in there with one guy and no condoms or birth control maybe leave them several bottles or cases of vodka or whisky but no cups and just one faucet with nasty water and maybe a few packs or maybe cartons of cigarettes but no food maybe slip them a few cans of dog food after a week or two and maybe no other clothes for the girls except maybe high heels for them and short skirts and tank tops – the guy may only get a pair of shorts and that’s it – then maybe leave them all down there chained up for a month or two with no cell phones, no internet, no tv or screens of any kind no books and maybe keep them locked up down there for the whole summer

Could give them powerful prescription narcotics at the end of summer on labor day weekend then drop them off naked and alone at various bus stations around the Rocky Mountains and western United stated in September – all different places – hundreds of miles away from where the real escape room was

Who wants to sign up? I can only have 1 guy down there with the girls. I’m looking for 7 fertile teenage girls. No birth control or contraception will be allowed. Also no abortions obviously.

Given the popularity of safe houses and the abortion issue this seems like a really good business model