I'm about to graduate from college. Finally! I only had to give blow jobs to like four professors. Well maybe I lost count. That was to keep my grades up.

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I’m about to graduate from college. Finally! I only had to give blow jobs to like four professors. Well maybe I lost count. That was to keep my grades up. I notice that when the c*** goes up so do my grades!

Now I need to get a job. What a bore! I wonder if I’ll have to use the same approach I used for college. When the c*** goes up my paycheck goes up. Then I have to figure out how to avoid paying taxes. What a bore! It’s my money!

Maybe I can get a job in government. Anybody here work for the federal government? Can you get me in??

New Confession

I’m writing this under duress, I’m in serious trouble and I’m in my little room with my I pad and three gang boys that forced themselves in. I must write what I’m told to as they’ve threatened to beat the s*** out of me. This one dude got this weird idea to make me type my own punishment on a confession site. I was caught playing with this dudes little sister and now with two other guys and the little girl here with them they promise to teach me a lesson in front of the little girl so she can learn what happens to older guys that play with little girls. I see a d**** and some straps. I think they’re gonna whip me naked in front of her and d**** me up the a** so I can show her how men suffer for playing around with little girls. I’m scared of what’s coming and now it’s time to go.

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