I watch little house on the prairie and dream of what it must have been like back to have a plain woman. No makeup, didn’t shave anything, did what their man told them to. I always wanted to f*** a woman with hairy armpits. I am kinda turned on by it. When I go to Dead shows and Widespread panic shows, I am very attracted to the hairy hippie chicks. I fantasize about being Almonzo Wilder. How lucky he was to pop Laura’s cherry & f*** that tight virgin p**** as much as he wanted to. Mary Ingles was even hotter. How lucky Adam was to be tapping that tight little hairy honey.